Monday. Why does everyone hate Mondays, what did Monday ever do to you? Oh, it ended your weekend. It made you go to work. It caused stress, disorder and dismay. As a kid, I always remembered Garfield the cat hated Mondays with a vengeance. He’s a cat. Cats don’t work. Cats don’t have much to stress them out.
What was the deal with him hating Mondays so much? My cat sleeps between twenty-two and twenty-three hours out of the day. He has no reason to hate Mondays.
Maybe that was the joke. A cat hating Mondays. Ha ha, hilarious. I’d like to bring Garfield to work a few times and see how much he complains about his Mondays at home, napping all day and eating lasagna.